M@ - 17 - England Welcome to my Tumblr, A collection of things I find cool, quirky or just generally interesting, if you dislike or are offended by anything within this blog…. well fuck. better find something else to look at! enjoy your stay! cyao! ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶Tumblr (3.0; @matt-god)http://matt-god.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d5a42a862ea577df9ce043e8dc84312c/tumblr_mn5qkldPec1rcty31o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6292b5f61e06633cd42c803025853f3a/tumblr_mn5qkldPec1rcty31o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/51063053295http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/51063053295Wed, 22 May 2013 12:17:09 +0100Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose.<br /> Student: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it<br /> Teacher: Technically<br /> Student: But it doesn't even taste like-<br /> Teacher: what<br /> Student: what<br /> <br /> http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50978320484http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50978320484Tue, 21 May 2013 09:49:25 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f7f3b5edc3c18772d019fecfddfe42f5/tumblr_mm52eobiXf1r3gb3zo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d11ea008dc8cc09af0a425dee0ac9ea0/tumblr_mm52eobiXf1r3gb3zo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://profoak.tumblr.com/post/49589813795/this-is-so-cute-i-need-to-punch-a-wall-to-feel">profoak</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>THIS IS SO CUTE I NEED TO PUNCH A WALL TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN</p> </blockquote>http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50978087068http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50978087068Tue, 21 May 2013 09:40:50 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ambitiousbard.tumblr.com/post/50932489434/just-be-grateful-that-bing-didnt-buy-tumblr">ambitiousbard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr</p> </blockquote>http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50977707529http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50977707529Tue, 21 May 2013 09:26:54 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5b3591dfe0c8e74762196c2206f8b65f/tumblr_mn2s7ar1fo1rmv76to1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0b9a99e3bb8ef40a953ab35a7af9cacd/tumblr_mn2s7ar1fo1rmv76to2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://cocks-n-cunts.tumblr.com/post/50918286322/bradleyvan-awesometits-tumblr-sold-to-yahoo" class="tumblr_blog">cocks-n-cunts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bradleyvan.tumblr.com/post/50918135116/awesometits-tumblr-sold-to-yahoo-what-will">bradleyvan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awesometits.tumblr.com/post/50907254151/tumblr-sold-to-yahoo-what-will-happen-now-i">awesometits</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Tumblr sold to Yahoo… What will happen now? I presume all porn blogs will be closed down… Let’s prepare to move somewhere else.</p> </blockquote> <p>The fatal blow</p> </blockquote> <p>More family friendly…Fuck, I run a porn blog :(</p></blockquote>http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50919425409http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50919425409Mon, 20 May 2013 18:52:38 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bigstupidbaby.tumblr.com/post/50419034744">bigstupidbaby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum</p> </blockquote>http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50826301347http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50826301347Sun, 19 May 2013 16:52:11 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a8bbf6f833228192f2a889bc2522bfb2/tumblr_mn0oxsMRBb1qgi8uco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://holdnoquarter.tumblr.com/post/50766948645/today-i-came-across-goats-playing-on-a-trampoline">holdnoquarter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.</p> </blockquote>http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50826170895http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50826170895Sun, 19 May 2013 16:50:18 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sunshineface0014.tumblr.com/post/50780406191/assbutt-in-the-garrison-i-need-my-glasses-to">sunshineface0014</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://assbutt-in-the-garrison.tumblr.com/post/45415480393/i-need-my-glasses-to-find-my-glasses-do-you-see-my">assbutt-in-the-garrison</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem</p> </blockquote> <p>You can’t even see your problem</p> </blockquote>http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50824397743http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50824397743Sun, 19 May 2013 16:24:12 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvm032C2Qv1qzk2upo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scene-killer.tumblr.com/post/49908565881">scene-killer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this really is what adulthood is like</p> </blockquote>http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50724781606http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50724781606Sat, 18 May 2013 13:55:40 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tf2maelgwyn.tumblr.com/post/50645149324/life-hack">tf2maelgwyn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://asap-tran.tumblr.com/post/50605176639/life-hack">asap-tran</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://really-shit.tumblr.com/post/50600882267">really-shit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span></span><span>If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.</span></p> </blockquote> <p>fuck</p> </blockquote> <p>I dont think thats how it works</p> </blockquote>http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50722926742http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50722926742Sat, 18 May 2013 13:11:46 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f4a07f6672d58d1e265355e1cf97052b/tumblr_mmulqmp1I41qhry21o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aa39b3907bb0a354f5c1d12eeed7fd60/tumblr_mmulqmp1I41qhry21o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fullcabs.tumblr.com/post/50564765823/fuck">fullcabs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>fuck</p> </blockquote>http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50720122231http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50720122231Sat, 18 May 2013 11:51:48 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/43bee0f72bf0475d781d3b6389143ca1/tumblr_mlva6apLPE1qah5ozo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/807ebfe23c916b1b2c31314c9aea7c6a/tumblr_mlva6apLPE1qah5ozo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/39f8c7640742ba5e236db7e132661707/tumblr_mlva6apLPE1qah5ozo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50577813410http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50577813410Thu, 16 May 2013 15:30:19 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luf319L4vh1qzm4pbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50576834832http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50576834832Thu, 16 May 2013 15:07:39 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/690a4c2147e4f0039bbf716a01785d76/tumblr_ml7y08Vxli1rz512mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://atfullthrottle.tumblr.com/post/47940055580/goats01-by-shishani13">atfullthrottle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>goats01 (by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/shishani13/150989258/lightbox/">shishani13</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50488510541http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50488510541Wed, 15 May 2013 11:34:47 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://snarg.tumblr.com/post/50456832334/truth-or-dare-more-like-preform-a-strange-sexual">snarg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like</span></p> </blockquote>http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50488293789http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50488293789Wed, 15 May 2013 11:27:20 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/469be7bb97fbf6e6c477950e3e4c430d/tumblr_mjh6jafzy81qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mechcanuck.tumblr.com/post/45212437903/star-wars-c-3po-removes-warning">mechcanuck</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slumberblues.tumblr.com/post/45134234623/star-wars-c-3po-removes-warning">slumberblues</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://siphersaysstuff.tumblr.com/post/45084212124/star-wars-c-3po-removes-warning">siphersaysstuff</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>WHY WAS THIS NOT IN THE FINAL CUT.</p> <p>Or even the Special Editions. This is GREAT.</p> </blockquote> <p>C3PO YOU FUCKER</p> </blockquote> <p>I have a new favorite Star Wars moment.</p> </blockquote>http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50487860066http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50487860066Wed, 15 May 2013 11:11:33 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0f8bfc7a36261b4f58caee463e4d844a/tumblr_mmriv1xhu91qg23kvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50412415592http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50412415592Tue, 14 May 2013 11:37:15 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcua2mfcVg1rxa8e6o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50154188818http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50154188818Sat, 11 May 2013 10:09:31 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a129c7e9757149bbfb98fc1dfe3a0d16/tumblr_mit102Owu61s5ydmeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50154040602http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50154040602Sat, 11 May 2013 10:04:26 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8a75650e9e1836a735413940069dead9/tumblr_mm4hwfNvUX1rkfsdeo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50029280468http://matt-god.tumblr.com/post/50029280468Thu, 09 May 2013 20:33:45 +0100