ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

bigstupidbaby:

ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

LIFE HACK

tf2maelgwyn:

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

I dont think thats how it works

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like